Because you should never EVER go into the woods alone and unprepared, I have taken the liberty of assembling some reading materials for you all. If you are going to talk about friggin’ burritos, you had better know about friggin’ burritos, amirite? Here is your Spring Break reading list:
Holy crap, that is a lot of knowledge. But you are a better person for knowing it all. Especially that last one. PIE IN A BURRITO! ARE YOU FRIGGIN’ KIDDING ME? I think I’m going to pass out.
