And then there were burritos.

Awesome.

Aries: You are independent and optimistic, and you can enjoy a burrito on your own terms. Don’t allow your short-temper and impatience keep you from getting a burrito, even if the burrito maker isn’t paying attention to you while wearing earbuds.

Taurus: Loyalty and generosity means you’ll never keep you friends from their Friday burrito, even if it means chipping in a buck when they’re short. Your self-indulgence is a strength on Fridays, so take pride in it.

Gemini: Clever and witty Geminis always have a place in the burrito line. Nothing helps the wait go by like a good salsa related one-liner.

I pretty much lost interest in coming up with horoscopes for the rest of the signs. BUT be assured Cancers, Leos, Virgos, Libras, Scorpios, Sagittariuses, Capricorns, Aquariuses, and Pisces, it’s almost guaranteed to be a good day for a burrito.

Because you should never EVER go into the woods alone and unprepared, I have taken the liberty of assembling some reading materials for you all. If you are going to talk about friggin’ burritos, you had better know about friggin’ burritos, amirite? Here is your Spring Break reading list:

• Burrito Timeline
• Wiki-rito
• WTF? San Francisco has its own damn burrito?
• Two of JCritty’s worldz collide.
• Burrito + Pie = Awesome

Holy crap, that is a lot of knowledge. But you are a better person for knowing it all. Especially that last one. PIE IN A BURRITO! ARE YOU FRIGGIN’ KIDDING ME? I think I’m going to pass out.

Welcome to BurritoFriday.com! The JCritty team is dedicated to the pursuit of burrito happiness and putting more random junk onto the Internet.

Come back soon for more hilarity from JCritty, UnoMas, Peever, YoWhatsTheHaps, and myself. But feel free to have a 12″ chicken fajita on tomato fresh salsa medium cheese lettuce and lime burrito while we get organized.

- Amanda2