Aries: You are independent and optimistic, and you can enjoy a burrito on your own terms. Don’t allow your short-temper and impatience keep you from getting a burrito, even if the burrito maker isn’t paying attention to you while wearing earbuds.

Taurus: Loyalty and generosity means you’ll never keep you friends from their Friday burrito, even if it means chipping in a buck when they’re short. Your self-indulgence is a strength on Fridays, so take pride in it.

Gemini: Clever and witty Geminis always have a place in the burrito line. Nothing helps the wait go by like a good salsa related one-liner.

I pretty much lost interest in coming up with horoscopes for the rest of the signs. BUT be assured Cancers, Leos, Virgos, Libras, Scorpios, Sagittariuses, Capricorns, Aquariuses, and Pisces, it’s almost guaranteed to be a good day for a burrito.