Tortilla made with spinach

With choice of filling

Sets my lunch up for success

Napoleon Squirrelamite

He’s Just not that into Squirrel

Little Miss Squirrelshine

Squirrel Interrupted

Reservoir Squirrels

Save the Last Squirrel

Showsquirrels

Squirreldog Millionaire

2001 A Squirrel Odyssey

What a Squirrel Wants

No Country for Old Squirrels

Pudding IS Love

Aries: You are independent and optimistic, and you can enjoy a burrito on your own terms. Don’t allow your short-temper and impatience keep you from getting a burrito, even if the burrito maker isn’t paying attention to you while wearing earbuds.

Taurus: Loyalty and generosity means you’ll never keep you friends from their Friday burrito, even if it means chipping in a buck when they’re short. Your self-indulgence is a strength on Fridays, so take pride in it.

Gemini: Clever and witty Geminis always have a place in the burrito line. Nothing helps the wait go by like a good salsa related one-liner.

I pretty much lost interest in coming up with horoscopes for the rest of the signs. BUT be assured Cancers, Leos, Virgos, Libras, Scorpios, Sagittariuses, Capricorns, Aquariuses, and Pisces, it’s almost guaranteed to be a good day for a burrito.

When you work in an office environment, you eventually settle in to a comfort zone with the people around you. Unspoken ground rules are established, personality types are mutually respected, and interaction comes natural. If something interrupts the work environment routine, the balance of the ecosystem is thrown off and it’s weird.

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I was a big fan of the Anne Rice vampires in high school, so I haven’t jumped on the “I only date vampires” Twilight bandwagon. However, UnoMas finished all of the books in less than a week, and has informed me today that her copy of Twilight is on pre-order. When Robert Pattinson returns to Vancouver for filming you can bet her radar will be ready, and I’ll be right beside her for support.

But I also want to mock a little bit:

Getting your hair done usually means sitting in a chair reading People magazine from 4-8 seasons ago. The last time I got chopped, however, I got to peruse the salon’s hairstyle-guide for men. Here are my favs from the collection:

And, hey, I judge because I love (to judge).

I come for the haircut, I stay for the metal biting.

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Because you should never EVER go into the woods alone and unprepared, I have taken the liberty of assembling some reading materials for you all. If you are going to talk about friggin’ burritos, you had better know about friggin’ burritos, amirite? Here is your Spring Break reading list:

• Burrito Timeline
• Wiki-rito
• WTF? San Francisco has its own damn burrito?
• Two of JCritty’s worldz collide.
• Burrito + Pie = Awesome

Holy crap, that is a lot of knowledge. But you are a better person for knowing it all. Especially that last one. PIE IN A BURRITO! ARE YOU FRIGGIN’ KIDDING ME? I think I’m going to pass out.

Welcome to BurritoFriday.com! The JCritty team is dedicated to the pursuit of burrito happiness and putting more random junk onto the Internet.

Come back soon for more hilarity from JCritty, UnoMas, Peever, YoWhatsTheHaps, and myself. But feel free to have a 12″ chicken fajita on tomato fresh salsa medium cheese lettuce and lime burrito while we get organized.

- Amanda2